A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5,and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0
and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do? Signed,
_______ _________ _________
_________ ______ ___ _______
REPLY: DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to
downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget
to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the
above application can cause
Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or
Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good
Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5,and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0
and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do? Signed,
_______ _________ _________
_________ ______ ___ _______
REPLY: DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to
downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget
to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the
above application can cause
Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or
Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good
Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
(source: Internet)
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