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MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT IN CALCUTTA, IN THE DAYS GONE BY

When I started blogging, I used to post regularly. But like a lot of things, this early enthusiasm faded over time and now I seldom make an effort to write up something.

However, in this WhatsApp generation where a lot of information is disbursed via messages of various chats and groups, I one message caught my attention.

I usually don't read long messages posted on the groups. I'd simply scroll pass them and over time, forget everything about what was written. But this message did manage to catch my attention and as I read through the lines, I felt myself traveling back in time along park Street and such other happening places of Kolkata in the days gone by. I'm not sure how much of what was written there is true but the content was a good and interesting read.

Here goes the message:

"MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT IN CALCUTTA, IN THE DAYS GONE BY !!

(Written by an ole' timer and a lover of Calcutta and shared on WhatsApp)...

My best memories of Christmas and New Year are in Calcutta as a teenager. I have spent winters in London, New York, Singapore, Hong Kong, Paris. Even LA. But nothing quite compares to the Calcutta I knew. Park Street was like fairyland, brilliantly decked up days ahead of the festivities. Singers and musicians came from all over to perform there but the best among them were the local Anglo Indians who outclassed everyone.

There was Pam Crain who sang like a dream, with Louis Banks and his boys in Blue Fox. Usha Uthup jived away at Trinca’s in a South Indian sari. Hers was a voice you could never forget. A Shillong band often backed her up. There was busty Delilah at Moulin Rouge, a blonde who lost her way and arrived in Park Street from heavens knows where. She wasn’t exactly the best singer there but she did some amazing gigs which everyone loved, for all the wrong reasons. For me at 16, she was Christmas.

There was Brenda Lilley at Blue Fox who later married tennis star Jaideep Mukherjee. Her sister Fay sang at Mags in fabulous Queens Mansion, an entire building lost by its owner, an Armenian called JC Galstaun in a horse racing debt in this season of carols and mistletoes. Galstaun was a great gambler and bought several buildings in Calcutta, including Queens Mansion, with his winnings at the races. Losing his prized possession however broke his heart. Yet, like a true gambler, he walked out the next morning, handing over the building to its new owners. His autobiography was dedicated to the very book makers who had taken all his money.

Also, the story goes, a famous playboy prince from the Land of the Dragon up in the Himalayan mountains, left Humayun Court on Lindsay Street, barely a ten minute walk from Park Street, at the crack of dawn on New Year’s day, having lost throughout the night at the roulette table, playing against some of the worthies of the time. The stakes were high and by the time the game was over, the young prince had lost everything he had on his person. So he quietly got up and walked out, leaving behind the keys to his Austin Sherline on the table. He rode home to Tivoli Court in a baby taxi, which his staff paid off on arrival.

The others at his table were Angelo Firpo, the Italian owner of Firpo’s the legendary restaurant on Chowringhee, Pat Williamson, Boris, the Russian impresario who later settled in Kathmandu and opened a restaurant called Boris’ and boasted he could offer you a tiger for breakfast, Eddie Cracknel the jockey and Daddy Mazda, owner of Golden Slippers, Calcutta’s most celebrated nightclub of the time, bang opposite Nizam’s, back of Hogg Market. Many were the lurid tales that went around about what happened at Golden Slippers but what made the club famous was the list of defaulters prominently displayed on a wall near the gate, featuring some of the city’s best known names. There was also the 300 Club on Theatre Road and the Bengal Club where a croupier with a cockney accent would regale members with tales of nightclubs in London’s West End. Many gambled with cowries. The Maharajas of Cooch Bihar, Jaipur, Burdwan, Nazarganj were regulars. So were royalty from Nepal and Bhutan.

At the heart of all this festivity was music, the bands and the crooners. They were the life of every party, every celebration. They made everything happen. Without them, Calcutta would not have been Calcutta. But years went by, Governments changed, politics redefined our life and culture. Suddenly new taxes were imposed on live entertainment. These taxes were so punishing that within a very short time, all the restaurants stopped playing live music. The crooners left Calcutta. Bands disbanded. Musicians picked up other jobs. The music slowly died.

 Sad"

Poor quality (dysfunctional) Keyboard from YAMAHA

I love music and have always wanted to learn a musical instrument. Finally I decided to get myself an Electronic Keyboard from Yamaha. After a bit of research, I settled down for the Yamaha PSR E453 model.

I bought the instrument on 7th July, 2018 for Musicians Mall, Kolkata.


Very happy with my new purchase, I got back home; got myself a music teacher and started learning the instrument. However, not even a week had gone by, the instrument started to malfunction. The problem with the instrument is unique in itself and I am having a huge difficulty in establishing the problem with the machine. So, finally, I got a video footage of the issue and how it evolves.

Initially, when the instrument is turned on, it works fine and plays beautifully:


However, once you are playing on it for around one and half hour, it starts to malfunction. A particular set of keys stop producing a note and the problem persists do whatever you may - change mode, instrument, turn off and turn on etc; it doesn't matter. When it is turned off and kept such overnight, the next day if you are lucky, it may work normal!!!
Here is the video of the malfunction:



I mailed Yamaha about the malfunction and all they did was to immediately mail back a machine generated Auto-reply followed by no action from their side!!!

Frustrated with their response, I took the Keyboard to one of their service centres in Kolkata:

At the service centre, when the instrument was turned on, it played well which is what it does on start up and so they said, 'NO ISSUE' with the keyboard. Still on my insistence, they agreed to keep the instrument at the service centre and 'SEE IF ANY PROBLEM ARISES'. After keeping the keyboard with them for a week and getting no response from their side, I contacted them again on my own when they informed, 'THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH THE KEYBOARD. YOU CAN TAKE IT BACK HOME. WORKING FINE'.

So, I took back the instrument with me and back home when started playing the device, after 90 minutes, the same issue cropped up!!!
I was very frustrated and wanted a replacement of the device but the service centre said, they can't. No communication came from YAMAHA either. 
This is the POOR QUALITY of CUSTOMER CARE that YAMAHA provides to it's customers!!!

And, by the way, my device falls under their warranty period!!!


belated Valentine's Day Post

Valentine’s Day

He, She and V day!

2018
by Leaf of Spring on February 14th


She had planned for it from two days before, that is monday. She made it a point to tell him. The forgetful him, he was bound to forget. It has always been his usual self. He forgot her birthday; the first day they met; they kissed; fucked... his own birthday as well. So she had not much expectations from his this year and instead of waiting for him to recall things in time, she made it a point to let him know that two days later was V day and V stood for “Valentine’s” and not “Vagina”.


It was monday and things were as usual for him. She called, greeted the good morning and came straight to the point, “listen, I know you’ll have night shift on tuesday and will be tired as you will be working on wednesday morning as well. So I was thinking that I’ll come up to your neighbourhood rather then you coming down all the way from north.” Needless to say, she knew well the he had forgotten about the V day. And so, she reminded him to which he replied a cool yes as if he knew everything, but in reality he didn’t.


She wanted to make the day special for him. She had never gifted a red rose to anyone. This was the first time she would be someone's valentine and she felt it mandatory to carry a red rose to gift on greeting. Enroute, while crossing a departmental store she saw a milton flask. She knew how much he loved his coffee served warm, especially through those sleepless night shifts every week. She took it and got it gift wrapped. Then she recalled, she had bought a soup bowl complete with a lid and a spoon packed neatly and kept safe in her cupboard. She returned to her room, retrieved the third gift and just when she was about to step through the door, he called.


She was late. “As usual”, he’d say. He was tired and when he was tired, his sense of calm gave in to boredom and displeasure. He would not say much, but would kill her by staying quiet. Quietness was his weapon of mass destruction. His quietude could kill.


She made an excuse, as she almost always did and which he knew to be an excuse for getting late. She started. Took the rikshaw to 8B bus stand...auto to Tollygunge...metro to dumdum. One thing was but baffling. The next station, Noapara was nearer to him but he chose Dumdum.


That overcrowded, romanceless place for a V day meet! Yuck. Men are stupid and romanceless. No! Not all men, but her’s was. She saw how romantic was her roomie’s bf and she’d often shigh, if only her’s was even 10% of that. He was a stupid guy mostly lost in his own world.


But still, Dumdum of all places!!!


She boarded the metro when his call beeped to ask where she was. He may get a bit late and so to utilize time he asked her to hop one station up and wait at Noapara. She had but no other option.


And, Noapara was still a better less crowded place as compared to dirty Dumdum. As the trained entered Dumdum the announcement caught her attention. This train was going to Noapara. Not all trains go. Some end at Dumdum. A few ply further north to Noapara.


He had booked an Ola straight to Noapara metro. He realized, to travel to Dumdum during the peak traffic time in evening would be stupid as it would eat up a lot of time. Rather he would do better if he hired an Ola to Noapara and got on the metro from there. Dumdum was only one station away.


As he ascended the escalator, he saw her standing at the upper end smiling at him. She hugged him tight and kissed him gently on his cheeks. And then, taking a look through the angle of her eyes, gauging that the platform was empty save a guard, she put a kiss on his lips.


Well, this is India. You can kick someone openly, but you need to consider many things before kissing someone you love.


They sat on the empty chairs meant for old and/or physically impaired. The metal felt cold on their respective bums. She opened the bag she had been carrying and brought out the red rose. He was happy and smiled. He smelled it. It had none and that is what she lamented as well while he smelled the flower and then said, “no, it does smell. It has retained its essence. Probably your nose got stuffed by cold, but it smells wonderful”.


Then she gave the other two gifts and he blushed and said, “you got me so many things, but I got nothing”, to which she replied, “I didn't buy you these things in expectation of gifts from you in return. I got them just because i felt like buying them for you.”


The train entered the platform. He got up and held out his hand, “come, lets go”.





Dumdum


They got down amid the maddening evening crowd. Lovers, office commuters, work less bystanders, hawkers, vegetable and fruit sellers and everyone else. He held her hand tight as they commuted through the underpass. They took the left turn in front of the stairs that led up to the Dumdum railway junction and got up the railed sidewalk to avoid the heavy traffic. Once they were on Dumdum road, he said, let’s go to the Spectacle shop and get your power checked. You’ve been having these headache of late and probably a power check and a new pair of specs would do you good. “You see, I thought it would be better if I got you something useful for you. So I decided to take you for an eye checkup for a V day treat,” he said almost with a bit of ashamed look.


She smiled and they went to the shop. Satyacharan opticals. It was in his old neighbour-hood and he knew the guy. He had already called him and fixed an appointment.


He doubt was confirmed. Indeed her power had changed and probably that was the reason for her headache out of eye strain. The man showcased her an array of spectacles. She would try one after another but and recheck with him. He liked most of them but she felt confused. One was difficult to wear- size issue, other had an issue with colour, another had a design issue etc. and so on.


He sat and let her choose patiently. After a certain point of time, he got up impatiently and asked for his power to be checked while she was busy scurrying through the array of spec designs. His left eye had a minor change in power but he decided to try a new spec and within no time a spec was chosen, and advance paid and she still kept trying to figure out one good spec for herself.


At last, she came down to one great design that she loved but unfortunately it did not fit. It was already 9.30pm. He had no choice left but to escort her back to metro. She had to travel down south and if she missed the last train, they would have to travel via road. An idea he didnt like much. Travelling via road from north to south kolkata.


As they parted, he whimpered, “I wanted to gift you a spec for the V day. But the man ran out of stocks.” she kissed him and smiled, “You are the best V day gift I have”.


The train sped down south as he waved good night.



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